The funniest movie insults of all time (2024)

The funniest movie insults of all time-

Insults don't always have to be mean and offensive, and some movies prove just that. Some insults can be, in fact, quite hilarious and indeed creative. Sure, the intention is to insult, but a unique choice of words can really take it to a whole new level of amusem*nt.

In this gallery, we bring you some of the funniest insults in the history of cinema. Click on to discover them (and maybe consider using some in the future!).

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'Home Alone' (1990)-

"You're what the French call les incompetents."

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'A Fish Called Wanda' (1988)-

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people."

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'The Breakfast Club' (1985)-

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

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'The Nutty Professor' (1996)-

"Reggie, your breath is so stinky, people look forward to your farts."

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'She's All That' (1999)-

"To everyone here who matters, you're spam. You're vapor. A waste of perfectly good yearbook space."

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'Toy Story' (1995)-

"You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity."

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'Dumb and Dumber' (1994)-

"Weirdo." / "Sucker of big brown dirty eggs!" /
"Idiot." / "Licker of salmon-fried fish!" / "Moron."
/ "Raider of the lost fart!" / "Rump-roast!" / "Licker of dirty chicken butts!" / "Buttfish!" / "Soiler of towels!"

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'Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope' (1977)-

"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder."

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'Con Air' (1997)-

"You're somewhere between a co*ckroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty."

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'Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy' (2004)-

"Hey, where'd you get those clothes, the toilet store?"

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'Shrek' (2001)-

"You dense, irritating, miniature beast of a burden."

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'The Princess Bride' (1987)-

"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."

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'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' (1975)-

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

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'Phantom Thread' (2018)-

"Are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life?"

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'The Favourite' (2018)-

"You look like a badger."

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'Cool Runnings' (1993)-

"You are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to 10 if he's barefoot or wearing sandals."

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'The Wizard of Oz' (1939)-

"You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!"

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'The Hangover' (2009)-

"You are literally too stupid to insult."

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'School of Rock' (2004)-

"You're tacky and I hate you."

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'His Girl Friday' (1940)-

"Listen, you insignificant, square-toed, pimple-headed spy!"

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'Matilda' (1996)-

"Her father says she's a real wart [...] A carbuncle, a blister, a festering pustule of malignant ooze."

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'Liar Liar' (1997)-

"He's a pedantic pontificating pretentious bast***. A belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow-dung."

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'Three Amigos' (1986)-

"You dirt-eating piece of slime. You scum-sucking pig. You son of a motherless goat."

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'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' (2004)-

"You! You foul, loathsome, evil little co*ckroach!"

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'Big Jake' (1971)-

"You're short on ears and long on mouth."

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'The Long Kiss Goodnight' (1996)-

"Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons?"

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'Parenthood' (1989)-

"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with pi** and you lived in a tree."

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'Duck Soup' (1933)-

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you–he really is an idiot."

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'The Man Who Came to Dinner' (1942)-

"My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102 and when she'd been dead three days, she looked better than you do now."

Sources: (The Independent) (IMDb)

See also: Backhanded compliments that are really insults

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